Transcription: Why do you want to marry this woman? I don't know, Carl. I... It's not easy to explain. I mean, why did you marry Nick? Why? Because I was stupid. That's why. Well, actually there was a little more. What? You tell anybody this and I'll kill you. Oh, oh. Nick made me feel all... all squishy inside. Uh, well, that's how Diane makes me feel, all squishy. Oh, yuck! Double yuck! I'm gonna throw up! This is so disgusting! You said it! What are you... I married Nick because he knocked me up! This is sickening! I always said it because you said it! What do you do?